Ralph: But, That's Just My Opinion

But, That's Just My Opinion

Are you waiting for Somebody
maybe Somebody with a beard
the kind that's scratchy when you touch it
and always smells like toast if you get
too close
or are you just another soul
lost in the halls of heaven
trying to find your way back to
the big door where we all came in
where St. Peter is handing out the wings
I got mine last week, but honestly, they
feel a little tight, and the coffee could use
more sugar, but that's just my opinion